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"Wheel Horse Bourbon Whiskey; Politics"

• Matt Sommerfield & Phil Stokes • Season 1 • Episode 49

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Have you ever found yourself wearing socks inside out or rocking a "grout fit"? You're not alone! Join us for a laughter-filled episode of Whiskey Bits With Matt and Phil, where we kick things off with some lighthearted banter about our questionable fashion choices and the whimsical world of whiskey. From puzzling over movie references to chuckling about the slim odds of ever having Steve Carell grace our show, we've got humor on tap. And speaking of taps, our journey takes a flavorful turn as we explore the distinctive taste of Wheel Horse 101 proof cigar blend whiskey, thanks to a recommendation by the charming Chris Cool.
 
 In between the chuckles, we clear up some common misconceptions about mouth-to-mouth resuscitation – spoiler: it's carbon dioxide we exhale, not carbon monoxide! Our conversation playfully considers how whiskey might affect CPR skills, while also sharing tips on building relationships with local store experts, ensuring you get the best bang for your buck, whether it's whiskey, fish, or fine meats. This mix of practical advice and humor ensures an engaging experience from start to finish.
 
 As the whiskey flows, so does our banter about political musings and taste debates. Imagine a "Whiskey Bits of America" presidency! We poke fun at political roles while sharing our enjoyment of Green River whiskey. The episode wraps up with a spirited debate on the flavors of caramel and black licorice in whiskey, and a whimsical exploration into the classification of olives. Are they fruit, vegetable, or something else entirely? Tune in for a delightful blend of laughter, whiskey insights, and playful musings that promise to entertain and enlighten.

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Speaker 1:

yeah, second episode of the year. Man, okay, I feel like you need to expand on your wardrobe, phil, you don't like. The problem is it's insane. The problem is I wear grout fits all year long. Grout fits what? What does that mean? A gray outfit. I put my sock on backwards again. Can you believe it? I can, I can believe it. One inside out, one right side in, again, just like the last episode. What are the chances? I mean One in two, one in one, probably, dude, I like those odds. Yeah, I'll take those odds, great odds. So you're telling me there's a chance. You're telling me there's a chance.

Speaker 1:

Welcome to Whiskey Bits With Matt and Phil, where we sip on everyday whiskeys and find the funny in our everyday lives. What's the chance we're going to learn about what we're drinking today? Phil, the chance is 100%. 60% of the time it works every time. You should watch that movie Anchorman. Yes, we probably make an Anchorman reference every other episode. I feel like that. We make a movie reference slash Steve Carroll reference. Did you just say Steve Carroll? Did I say Steve Carroll? Dang it, phil. Just you know. It's like when you think you know somebody and then they're like Steve Carroll and you're like it's not.

Speaker 1:

He's not a Christmas card. That doesn't even make sense. He's not a Christmas song. I want to go back. He's not a Christmas song. Oh so now you can go back. Yeah, no, I'm song. Oh so now I'm gonna go back. Yeah, no, I'm gonna edit that out. You can edit your part up, but not my part. No, I gotta look professional phil, okay. Well, is now a bad time to ask steve carell to be on the episode, to be on an episode? I'm confused. Yeah, carell, yeah, there we go. Okay, come on the second time. Please come on, steve. Steve carol, if you'll come on down, which, ironically yeah, what his, his? The girl he dated which is actually his, her character name was Carol. That's right. So that's kind of funny. That's right, that's his real wife in real life. It's wild, real life, real wife, ain't no strife. Would you like to hear about this wheel horse? Okay, wheel horse 101 proof cigar blend. Oh, I forgot about that.

Speaker 1:

This one comes to us as a recommendation from the good folks over at Garfield. That's right, I think it was Chris Cool, yeah, I think it is. We picked this one up on Thanksgiving Day. Oh my gosh, black Friday. Yeah, it was Black Friday. I think we left this one Black Friday. We got it when we went to the. Yeah, so it's black friday, so it's been here for a while.

Speaker 1:

Uh, I see that you got into it a little bit. Oh, I snuck some. Okay, you want to give us a? Your rundown before I give you? I don't remember. I honestly don't remember. I mean I remember it thinking, okay, it wasn't as cigar-y, as okay, some of the other cigar-y ones that we've done, yeah, did we do that one on an episode, starlight? Did we do Cigar Batch as an episode? No, I don't think so. We gotta do that, but that's not. We're about to. We're about to. Okay, alright.

Speaker 1:

So this one aged four years, this bourbon whiskey, this is a 71. I'm sorry, a 70% corn, 70% corn. Yeah, baby, 70% corn. Yeah, finished in port cognac, sherry and armoneck casks. I thought it was cognac west. It's Steve Curl, steve Curl, steve Curl, hey, steve Curl, come on. Yeah, okay, 70 corn, 21 rye, 9 malted barley aged a minimum of four years and new charred oak barrels. Nice, this limited edition cigar bun was, was finished in a combination of the port cognac, uh, sherry and armx casks, then married together and bottled without chill filtration. Okay, so 101, proof 101. I'm really glad they didn't finish it in cigar boxes or used cigar butts.

Speaker 1:

So have we done any of the Green River on the podcast yet? The Green Soda Pop. So have we done any of the Green River on the podcast yet? The green soda pop? Green River is the name of a distillery, I know. Okay, we should bust that one out at some point here. No, what, we're going to bust it out. I totally heard breast that one out. No, you didn't. Look, I'm going to replay it back. See, breast that one out. No't, look, I'm gonna replay it back. See breast that one out. No, I said bust. I said we should bust that one out. It's green river. This comes from the green river. You know what else is by rivers? Chickens. You know what chickens have? Breasts. Actually, chickens don't go by rivers. Ducks do ducks and breasts.

Speaker 1:

Okay, it's hard being me. It's exhausting. Yeah, is it exhausting being me as it is listening to me? It's, uh, or worse it's. It's gotta be worse. It's exhausting everything. Everything, all of us thing is how do we keep things on track? How do we keep you from saying too much? How do we keep you from getting arrested? Oh, we haven't. We've been doing really good on that. Yeah, so far, so good. We'll see what happens with this episode, because we're about to get into some crazy topics cigar batch, okay. Now.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, the um, is it a richness? I feel like when you ever, yeah, the cognac and the sherry, yeah, and some of those things, those are, um, I'm not as familiar with the almanac. I don't think that's a thing. I mean, I think they just put some words together. It might be a typo. You might want to look, might let them know. I'm gonna let them know. No, no, hey, uh, we don't know what almanac is. But, uh, and then the port, there's some port wine in there. Yeah, so you get a lot of those like cherry, chocolate, um, richness am I? I might got you know, what I forgot about is the dom nas. We haven't talked about our dom nas in a while. Yeah, I'm so worried about my freaking nevis that forgot about talking about the Domino's Cherry.

Speaker 1:

I smell a lot of cherry. Yeah, I smell a lot of cherry. Yeah, I think it's this one. It's my left, which is ironic. That's your right. Wait, do you ever do this to your nose, like move it? And then you're like, oh, I, oh, I feel like a a sharp pain here that tells you that you got a booger. Oh, yeah, of course, crusty b. Yeah, right, yeah, there's nothing up there. No, her name is cardi b. Oh sorry, yeah, I was always. Oh, I've been calling her crusty b this whole time.

Speaker 1:

See I, steve carroll, carol, crusty b, crusty b. We should ask these two people to be. Please be on our show. Crusty b and steve carroll. Uh, some guy named steve carroll's, like I heard you wanted people to be on. Please be on our show. Krusty B and Steve Carroll. Some guy named Steve Carroll's like I heard you wanted me to be on your show. Krusty B's like hello, hey, come here. Hey, do you have any cigarettes for me? I would love to be on your show. Let me get on your show. Krusty B Live. Get out of here.

Speaker 1:

I don't know why we didn't make it sound more like Krusty the Clown, but here we are. Maybe I was trying to be Krusty the Clown Kind of, did, were you? No, yeah, okay, so like a sweet cherriness, cherriness, yeah, we're going to go with that. I'm done. I love it. It's too good to keep drinking. Really, it's really good to keep drinking. Really, it's really good. But you said you're done. Yeah, I'm going to let that one sit for a little bit. Yeah, no, no, I'm done. It's like it's too good, I shouldn't be allowed to have it.

Speaker 1:

I think, well, that's saying a lot. I think I'm a little jaded. I'm going to kind of like, kind of come at a different angle here. I think I'm a little jaded. Tell me, tell me, why are you jaded? Well, let me tell you, I'm jaded because we tried the other cigar batch and it was very cigar-y.

Speaker 1:

So I feel like, if you're going to say cigar batch, so I feel like, if you're going to say cigar batch, what is it that they're? What is the expect expectation? Let me try the wrong emphasis on the wrong syllable. What is the expectation when you say cigar batch? See, that's all that happened with me when I said Steve Carell that's true, it's just Steve Carell Carell, yeah, not Carell Carell. Well, I mean, what's the expectation? Like, to me, it's like it should have I don't know. Like I think this is horrible for all you cigar people out there.

Speaker 1:

Swisher, sweet, it's like gas station cigar, but like at least there's that. Like, oh, this is a cigar versus a cigarette, right? So like you get the sweetness of the leaves and all that stuff, and it was more the tobacco. It was more of that, I think. With the other one that we tried I'm not getting as much of that, but maybe I don't know, maybe it's because we've barely just gone past the neck. Yeah, poor. You know.

Speaker 1:

This is just going to have a different, it's going to have a different feel than the other one, cause it's it's comes from a different place. They're putting them into different, you know different. They're putting different flavors, you know they're. They're developing other profiles, flavor profiles, off of that. I guess I'm like how do they get that flavor? This one finished in for what it is, this one? The fact that they finish these in all of these different types of barrels and then blend them together is their definition or their interpretation of what a cigar batch should be. I can't fault them for that at all. No, I'm not saying it's like I really like it.

Speaker 1:

The other one to me was you know how, when you eat something that's like really sweet and really like tasty, but then you have like just one bite too many and it's like ugh, like it was really good for like two or three bites, and then it's like I went through the fourth bite and it was like it's too much. Yeah, but you can't be biting your whiskey, dude. To me, well, you Kentucky chew. First of all, you should know that that's true. And then, second of all, to me this is more of a subtle cigar batch, which I really. I kind of like that I see what you're saying, because I can drink this for longer without getting like to the point where, like, okay, that's just too much of this one flavor. It's like the stouted whiskey. You kind of have to be in the mood to do it because it's so pungent, right, it's so powerful of a flavor, it's so distinct, it's so, okay, this is the flavor. Yeah, um, now, I didn't mind it with some, with some of the flavored stuff we did now, flavored, meaning soaked in the fig. Didn't mind it with that. Yeah, um, maybe because it was more natural, I don't know. But yeah, I think you're right. I mean, I think it's like I almost want to see this and then the other one, and then like, somewhere in the middle, yeah, you know, maybe a little more of that kind of distinctness. Yeah, um, but you can call. If you didn't call it cigar batch and you just called it bourbon whiskey, I would have been like it's. It is complex, like, as I'm thinking through like and drinking it, as I'm thinking through the different barrels that it's been through, I do kind of get a little bit of that sourness with from like the wine, right, like not sour wine but like that sourness. Yeah, no, I'm probably the, the leftover wine that's in in the barrels that has fermented maybe even more or whatever. But yeah, I just I think you know when I think of of what I think of ports and cognac, for sure, not so much Sherry. Sherry has more of a dry right, a dry field to me, but those other two are very, very rich. Breathe out your um, keep your mouth closed. Breathe out your nose almost, and kind of like you get this like weird, like um fume flavor, almost like another layer of um of like the wine almost yeah, that's how you do it. Keep going, bill of like the wine, almost yeah, that's how you do it. Keep going Bill. Yeah, bill lost his teeth. No, I do know what you're saying.

Speaker 1:

Like sending air through it or something is oxidating Carbon, monoxizing it, carbon monoxidating it. That's what I don't get. When people are doing mouth-to-mouth, we exhale carbon, monoxideating it. That's what I don't get. When people are doing mouth to mouth, we exhale carbon monoxide. How is that helpful? You, you're not supposed to breathe carbon monoxide, you know? It's like like, look, if I ruled the world, okay then, then I would change some things. But go ahead, I'm no doctor.

Speaker 1:

How much oxygen is in the atmosphere, right? So why don't they just breathe? No, no, I'm asking you. Do you know the number? The percentage? Seven, 21. 21% oxygen, yeah, in the air. I feel like I can't breathe right now. I feel like there should be more. I feel like there needs to be more. Do you know we need to have more oxygen you breathe in. Can we get some more oxygen please? I'm feeling stuffy. You exhale oxygen as well, you do, yeah, well, how is that efficient from a human body standpoint? You don't need all of the 21%. How many percentage do I need of the 21%? How many percentage do I need? You breathe out. Roughly 4 to 5% of what you exhale is oxygen, and that's what they need.

Speaker 1:

But they're also getting carbon monoxide Dioxide. I never know what it is. Is it carbon monoxide or dioxide? Is it a mono, so CO2? So it's dioxide. Dioxide is CO2. Carbon monoxide is the co1. Yeah, it's just cold, just co. Yeah, like a corporal, yeah, yeah, but carbon monoxide, that's commanding officer, I don't know. Yeah, carbon monoxide is what is, uh, is the bad one. Carbon dioxide is what we exhale, breathe out. Yeah, but you exhale and that's not bad. It's not great, but it's not. But you, you exhale. You know what else we're exhaling right now Some ethanol.

Speaker 1:

I can tell you that we're going to be exhaling. You don't want to. You want to get here. Why does it matter? You don't want to drink whiskey and do mouth to mouth immediately, because you're gonna be like here's some, here's some CO2. Here's some O2 and also some ethanol. So you're alive. You're a little tipsy, however, sorry about that. Yeah, but you're alive. But you're alive, yeah, so you're welcome.

Speaker 1:

They actually don't recommend them out the mouth anymore, as much Like it's it's. They want you to just do chest compressions because there's enough oxygen in your blood to move stuff around. They only want you to do chest compressions because they're hoping some lady is going to be faint or something. They're like eh, do chest compressions, yeah, that'll help her. I don't even know, I'm not even sure how to help you at this point, but then I thought in the middle of that I was like, well, wouldn't you want to do mouth-to-mouth, but not if you know. Not if you know, they say you don't want to stop the compressions. Oh, we're talking about saving a life, not going on a date, right? Okay, I hope so. I'm just saying I had a lot of dates that fainted. So you know, he got it. He just died.

Speaker 1:

Take, take what you can get, take what you can get, take what you can get, take what you can get. You know what I mean? Everything you got. All right, what are we talking about? Wheelhorse or whatever? I think, well, it's good, this is wheelhorse, it's very good. I would buy it again. I'd buy it again. I did buy it again. Well, no, I bought it once you did. You bought it. Did you buy this one? No, you know what it was. It was, but it was very cheap. It was like 30, it was, and that's, that's what we're going for.

Speaker 1:

So, yeah, for a cigar batch, like see, this is where I, like you know they always say, like, like chefs or whatever will say befriend, go into your grocery store, befriend the fish monger, in other words, the person who runs the fish counter, the seafood counter. Befriend them, because you will get good product from them. Choice cuts, whatever. Same thing with the butcher. I would say same thing with your whiskey what do you call them?

Speaker 1:

I don't know your whiskey connoisseur. Whiskey guy yeah, it doesn't need to be fancy, just the whiskey guy and our whiskey guy at Garfield's gave us a good pick and it was a great price. Yeah, perfect price, perfect price, perfect, and I think it's good. I mean perfect, but a bit free. Green River has some really good stuff. Yeah, we've got some weeded stuff, so we'll definitely have to check them out. Yeah, as well.

Speaker 1:

But I'm a fan. I'm a fan too. I like it. Yeah, I like it. Well done Self. Yeah, well done Garfields. You know what I'm not really a fan of? Uh-oh. What are you not a fan of?

Speaker 1:

Well, with the inauguration right around the corner here, oh, yeah, it's getting close. I'm so excited. Just under a week, I can't wait. Uh, we'll have a, we'll have a new president. Push it forward. Office, let's just get it. Let's get it. Um, I, I am. I'm so tired of politics, yeah, and politicians, yeah, so tired of it. I feel like we should run the country.

Speaker 1:

Whiskey bits of america, president. Whiskey bits for president? Who would be the president? Who would be the vice? We could trade off I.

Speaker 1:

I think we should put this to a vote. Put it to a vote. Oh, let's do a poll. You know what? No, we're not doing a freaking poll, because none of y'all voted on the poll we already did a while ago. I did a poll and of course, we got two votes. Though we did get two votes, was it? It was me and me, because I didn't vote. You didn't even vote. I don't remember doing a poll. What was it about? I don't even remember so long ago.

Speaker 1:

I don't think you'd be a good politician. No, I wouldn't. I think I could be president. Do you think you could do president? President, I don. So I mean as a joke, as a ideal. Sure, everybody thinks they could be the president. Here's the thing. I don't think. I don't think I would want to be president, because it's not enough power. So, dictator, no, uh, I would rather be. I'd rather be in in congress, oh, oh, I feel like senators and congressmen have have more congresswomen. Congresspeople have more power because they can actually do things Well.

Speaker 1:

You have like the queen, for example. She didn't really have a lot of, she had nothing. She had nothing. She just was a figurehead. She's dead. She is dead. Yeah, long live the queen until she died.

Speaker 1:

Nope, not long live the king. I guess, I don't know, I don't live in the UK, but, however, no, you don't. No, but figurehead, right, the king is a complete figurehead From the political standpoint. It's a prime minister in England, it doesn't matter. Okay, I don't think the president is a figurehead. No, it's not to that point. But I think a lot more gets done in Congress, yeah, which I think a lot more gets done in Congress, yeah, which I think a lot more gets done in Congress. I think a lot more is going to get done, if you know what I mean, because we kind of got it all. From my perspective, the Republicans have, anytime you have a complete one-sided yeah.

Speaker 1:

But that's the pendulum. There's going to be some people that are happy and some people that aren't. Look at how it was last time. The pendulum was the other way. They always. Somebody said once it's like oh, yeah, it'll swing. Really, it goes really far to the right and it'll go really far to the left, and then it'll go back really far. So it's, it's just the pendulum, nothing changes. We just go through the cycle every four years. I'm looking forward to some super gas prices. Hopefully it's every two years really. We go through these ebbs and flows every two years and people aren't happy, and so then they vote some other people in and some other people out, and things change and things bog down, and then things just repeat over and over and over again.

Speaker 1:

And yet it's not funny. Pritzker is still driving around on his freaking boat, going over the speed limit in lake geneva how do you know that? And getting pulled over, because I know I know people what and then during covid, mind you, and then going. You know who I am? I'm like, yeah, we know who you are, because you're like 5 000 pounds and we can clearly see your giant yacht on lake geneva. Oh my gosh, I don't have a problem with pritzker at all. No, um so, but like nothing. My point is is nothing changes because we still have a governor, whether you like him or not, like we still have this person as a governor. So I think the governor doesn't do much either.

Speaker 1:

Again, I would say that the local governments are the ones that I think we should pay more attention to, and that's where I feel like I could make a difference. Like the comptroller, you want to get a good comptroller in there. I mean, if you've got a good comptroller, things are looking up. You need the comps trolled are looking up, you need the comps trolled, that's all I'm saying. Yeah, like you can't have them untrolled. If you didn't, if you didn't have some way of trolling the comps, you'd be screwed right. I mean, yeah, or comping the trollers. Do you ever see an uncomp troller? Absolutely not. It's always the comp trolling. Are they? Are they comping the trollers or are they? That's a good question. I didn't know, I, I don't know. I would think it's the comp and the trollers. That's a good question. I didn't know. I don't know. I would think it's the comp and the trollers. Okay, yeah, these are the things. I don't know that I would.

Speaker 1:

I'm not really even sure what a comptroller does. I don't think they do anything. I think they meant to say controller and somebody misspelled it and they're like I guess I'm a comptroller. Now, I don't know, I thought I was going to be controlling everything and now they're like I don't have a position. Yeah, yeah, um, no, I.

Speaker 1:

I think that there's some. I think that there is some some value in, don't say there's, there's no value. There's got to be value in a comptroller. I don't know, we're gonna find out. We're gonna about a treasurer, the comments what do treasurers do? They guard the treasure. They're like the guy that guards the treasure chest In every city, town. Right, there's a treasure chest, right, and the treasurer is the one that goes and finds the treasure and puts it in the trust. Okay, chest trust, the trust. No, they put it in trust. It might be in a trust right, right, which has? I don't even know. This wheelhorse has gone in my brain.

Speaker 1:

Look, the point is is there's a lot of roles out there that don't make any sense and nobody knows what they do. Well, there's the comp troll, that's true. The comp roll, the company that's what it is. It's a comped roll. Oh, it's a comptroller. Oh, they're, oh, they're rolling. They're rolling comps. I love it. Oh, I'm all for that. Yeah, comp, you go, comptroller, I'm sure you're doing something real good for us.

Speaker 1:

Matt summerfield, for comptroller. Matt summerfield, I want to be the comptroller. I think I could do that job. Yeah, I think you could. I think you could, I think you do it, I could do it. I don't think I could be treasure. Clearly, I'm not even a good treasurer for my own finances. Well, I mean, you could guard it. I could guard a treasure. You could guard a chest, there's no question, oh for sure. And if you give me a map, I will find that treasure. Give me a treasure map. What about clues? Oh, I'm all good. Yeah, I'm good at puzzles.

Speaker 1:

Okay, like escape rooms. Lock me in a room, phil. Lock me in a room and watch me escape. I would go for it. Come on, lock you in a room. You would too, wouldn't you? And you just leave me there and I'd be like I'm hungry and you're like I don't care. You said you would escape, I don't care, and then Matt would starve or I'd lose 30 pounds. Could, can we back on track here? No, no, no.

Speaker 1:

I want to rename. Uh, I want to rename all of the political positions, I agree, and and make up what they do based on the names. Okay, so you, you want to rename them based on what they do. No, no, no. I want to take the name of what they do and then, instead of allowing them to do the thing that they're supposed to do, like a treasury, the treasurer is the person who kind of handles the money, they're kind of helping with the budget and all that, but I like the idea that this person is guarding a treasure chest. So give them the literal. What exactly are we trolling with these comps? Or even look Precedent.

Speaker 1:

He's setting a precedent, so precedent, so you gotta set it right now. The vice precedent just squeezes the precedent. He's just squeezing him. Yeah, you know, he's just there. It's like set it exactly. The precedent, right, and the and that they're also the precedent of the senate, so the sent it senate. See nate, see nate, the c nate. You're just looking at a guy named nate and you're like hey, nate, and that's all they do. You see nate, yeah, that's all they do. They just stand there and they're like so you got to have nate, and he's there. He's probably the comptroller.

Speaker 1:

To be honest, what if it were CNET, cnet? Okay, so they're like, they're like their nets out in the sea. They're just casting nets out in the sea. Yeah, all they're doing is fishing. There's the Senate and then there's the House, right, the House of these people, the House of Representatives. They have to make a human pyramid, but they have to make a human house, okay. So the whole time they're just holding that position the whole time.

Speaker 1:

If they fall, sorry, you're out, you're out, somebody else comes in, okay, and the speaker of the house is just, he's just yelling at them. It's just like I love it. I love it. Come on, guys, you can do it. Hold on. Yeah, don't fall. Ah, bill, you're out. No, sorry, I like it. Get out of here, bill. I like it. Stupid Bill, okay. And then do we want to go into the?

Speaker 1:

I like this game, the Supreme Court. All they do is they work at a food court making supreme pizza. No, it's, or they just it's. It's their uh regular court. A bunch of judges with sour cream on them. Oh, supreme, supreme, like like taco dude, extra sour cream, yeah, just a bunch of people standing around sour cream. This is good. Throw sour cream on that. The citizens get to throw sour cream on some judges. That's the supreme court, homecoming court. You throw sour cream at them, any kind of court, and they become supreme court, their supreme court. That would actually be fun if you could throw sour cream on a judge. I feel like it would personalize it a little bit more. You know, it would uh, humanize them, is what I meant.

Speaker 1:

What about an alderman, alderman or an alder person. Well, isn't alder a type of tree? Yeah, but I was thinking that what they do is they're just tailors, uh-huh, and they're aldering clothes. They alder them Alder man, but they only alder men's clothes. Oh, no, alder women, they're alder people. Alder peeps yeah, either that, or they're just much older than everybody else, right, exactly. Yeah, alder, like they're alder than me. Yeah, elder alder, alder, alder we can change it to alder, we can adopt a different. Yeah, what about what else we got out there?

Speaker 1:

I don't know political phrases. Well, you have, uh, you said the figure that, what's the guy that like the right hand man of the president? Uh, the chief of staff. Chief of staff yeah, he, all, he does. He, he's gandalf. She, he's gandalf. Holds the staff yeah, that's gandalf dude. Yeah, it's like the chief of wizards. That's like the best. That would be the best. If I were be anybody, I would be chief of staff because I'm like, holding the staff.

Speaker 1:

Are people asking you Somebody, have you ever wanted to put your name in as a, as a? Yeah, I really. I think I'm going to do that one year as a representative, just to see, like, I don't know. I feel like they should by law have to state everyone that was voted for on a piece of paper or a website somewhere so that I can go look at that. I got one vote there's me. I did ask. I asked Madison, but she did. She said no. She said no, she couldn't get behind my father. My dad did tell me I could be a janitor, though, so that he's not wrong, I hope you could be a janitor. At this point I thought maybe I should be a janitor. Yeah, well, it'd work. Well, now that we have completely redesigned the government, the government, I love it. Problem solved, problem is solved. Right, I would vote for you as the troller of my comps.

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I'm the I'm the freaking chief of staff dude, like oh, I'm gandalf, basically chief of all staffs. I'm the freaking chief of staff dude. I'm Gandalf, basically Chief of all staffs. Yeah, love it. I love it To the chief of staff. Who is the chief of staff? I don't know, I'm not sure. Doesn't really matter, does it? Doesn't matter? Hey, cheers wheelhorse, it's all about the comptroller anyways, that's right. Next time on Whiskey Bits Interesting about the comptroller, anyways, that's right.

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Next time on whiskey bits, some caramel opening up. I don't know if you've caught some caramel and there's maybe a little bit of a little more sweetness that's come with it. Oh, it's not like. I'm like, oh, I don't. You know. Black licorice too, really like.

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I found a little bit of black licorice. There might be the black licorice, there Might be the black licorice you had right before it. Definitely not. Black licorice is like olives. To me, it's the best way to ruin something. What would fruits and vegetables not be like? Fruits and vegetables? Is an olive a fruit or a vegetable? It's a nut. It comes from a bush. No, it comes from a tree. It's a root, right, because it has a? Doesn't it have a pit in it? Yeah, it's got a pit. That's why they call it olive pit. And then, is there Not olive nut? Is there? Well, yeah, but is that pit a seed? I don't know. Or are we into, like, the world of legumes? Oh, I don't even get to start on legumes. Hey, thanks for sticking around. That's it for this episode of Whiskey Bits, but if you enjoyed yourself, please like, share and subscribe on your favorite platform.

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